Photography Blogs are Boring

Photography Blogs are boring. Hopefully this one isn't.

Shut Up I’ve Been Busy

I’ve done a big old barrage of balls since I last blogged, and I’m bloated with a load of shitty, high fat, high sugar word content. And I have a … Continue reading

March 27, 2014 · Leave a comment

The Fears of an Artist(?) Outside His Comfort Zone (p.s. Merry Christmas and that)

Seeing as this is the time of year for giving, rejoicing and generally drinking in the splendour of life, I thought I’d write a blog post almost entirely about fear … Continue reading

December 24, 2013 · Leave a comment


Ridiculous. Utterly, utterly ridiculous. What was the last thing I said to you? I think it was something along the lines of how these blog updates will be significantly more … Continue reading

November 14, 2013 · 1 Comment

I am He and He is I and She is Her and I am…Pretentious?

Ooh – It’s a Project With a Theme and Everything Mr Gareth Dutton is away on business at the moment, so he has asked me, GaryDooton, to fill you in … Continue reading

July 10, 2013 · Leave a comment

I Love You I Hate You I Love You

  Hello and sorry, I know it’s been a long time; after completing the last instalment of this blog, my initial plan was to start writing them fortnightly, providing you … Continue reading

June 20, 2013 · Leave a comment

Middle-Aged Men, Young Women, Masked Transsexuals

Here, have a postmodern opening to a photography blog post that is actually a lazily draped meta-veil intended to distract from my inability to write a satisfying opener to a … Continue reading

May 2, 2013 · Leave a comment

Pro Wrestlers, Office Humans and Battered Old Men

NO IT’S NOT A TYPICAL NIGHT OUT IN {insert name of town with struggling economy, populated with a significant percentage of people living on or below the poverty line, pause … Continue reading

April 8, 2013 · Leave a comment

Shirtless Men In Masks Mark The Start Of Spring

“I’m wearing pyjamas and slippers in Pizza Express. I’ve had a breakdown” What else evokes the coming of springtime more than the sight of a man removing his trousers down … Continue reading

March 13, 2013 · Leave a comment

We Need More Videogame Photojournalism

I’m a photographer first and businessman second. Actually, I’m a businessman about forty-eighth, placed just after “occasional consumer of water biscuits”. The reason I became a photographer wasn’t so I … Continue reading

February 13, 2013 · Leave a comment

Long Term Projects Are Bloody Great

I don’t mean to start with an advert of sorts, but my favourite photography publication is The British Journal of Photography (BJP). I like it because, unlike most of the … Continue reading

December 11, 2012 · 1 Comment

Idiotic Twitter Ramblings

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About this man and his words

Gareth Dutton thinks photography blogs are boring. He's trying to write one that isn't and it's going horribly. Still, it's nice to know he's alive and well and hasn't gotten himself lost in some awful place, like a terrible evil well made out of the souls of the departed or something.

If you like looking at photos, you might want to go to

Because there are photos there. That he took. I took. It's me, writing in the third person.

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