Before Turning The Blog On Himself

Photography blogs are boring and make me want to go on a terrible spree. Welcome to the antidote.

The Videogame Twitter Bubble And Why It’s Bad For Your Health

  You’re an idiot. You’re an idiot for thinking that and I really hope you either burn in a fire, contract an incurable disease or suffer a significant family tragedy. … Continue reading

September 4, 2014 · Leave a comment

There Are Loads of People on Planet Earth and They’re More Interesting Than You

It’s fine.   Honestly, don’t worry about it. Statistically it was always going to be the case. There are over seventeen people living on Earth – possibly even more – and as … Continue reading

July 30, 2014 · Leave a comment

In Which Dooton Speaks on a Subject He Knows Nothing About

Doots, This Strikes Me as a Terrible Idea. You’re probably right. It may well be a foolish endeavour, but I wanted to explore my thoughts on my experiences of the incredible … Continue reading

June 4, 2014 · Leave a comment

5 Things I Did This Week That Have More Substance Than Those Abominable Clickbait Listicle Sites

What This Photographer Did Next Will Blow Your Mind (If You’re An Awful Simpleton) Hello, hardcore fans of my stupid bloody writing, thanks for remaining loyal. Yes, there are only … Continue reading

April 22, 2014 · Leave a comment

Shut Up I’ve Been Busy

I’ve done a big old barrage of balls since I last blogged, and I’m bloated with a load of shitty, high fat, high sugar word content. And I have a … Continue reading

March 27, 2014 · Leave a comment

The Fears of an Artist(?) Outside His Comfort Zone (p.s. Merry Christmas and that)

Seeing as this is the time of year for giving, rejoicing and generally drinking in the splendour of life, I thought I’d write a blog post almost entirely about fear … Continue reading

December 24, 2013 · Leave a comment


Ridiculous. Utterly, utterly ridiculous. What was the last thing I said to you? I think it was something along the lines of how these blog updates will be significantly more … Continue reading

November 14, 2013 · 1 Comment

I am He and He is I and She is Her and I am…Pretentious?

Ooh – It’s a Project With a Theme and Everything Mr Gareth Dutton is away on business at the moment, so he has asked me, GaryDooton, to fill you in … Continue reading

July 10, 2013 · Leave a comment

I Love You I Hate You I Love You

  Hello and sorry, I know it’s been a long time; after completing the last instalment of this blog, my initial plan was to start writing them fortnightly, providing you … Continue reading

June 20, 2013 · Leave a comment

Middle-Aged Men, Young Women, Masked Transsexuals

Here, have a postmodern opening to a photography blog post that is actually a lazily draped meta-veil intended to distract from my inability to write a satisfying opener to a … Continue reading

May 2, 2013 · Leave a comment

Idiotic Twitter Ramblings

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About this man and his words

Gareth Dutton thinks photography blogs are boring. He's trying to write one that isn't and it's going horribly. Still, it's nice to know he's alive and well and hasn't gotten himself lost in some awful place, like a terrible evil well made out of the souls of the departed or something.

If you like looking at photos, you might want to go to

Because there are photos there. That he took. I took. It's me, writing in the third person.

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