Before Turning The Blog On Himself

Photography blogs are boring and make me want to go on a terrible spree. Welcome to the antidote.

Pro Wrestlers, Office Humans and Battered Old Men

NO IT’S NOT A TYPICAL NIGHT OUT IN {insert name of town with struggling economy, populated with a significant percentage of people living on or below the poverty line, pause … Continue reading

April 8, 2013 · Leave a comment

Shirtless Men In Masks Mark The Start Of Spring

“I’m wearing pyjamas and slippers in Pizza Express. I’ve had a breakdown” What else evokes the coming of springtime more than the sight of a man removing his trousers down … Continue reading

March 13, 2013 · Leave a comment

We Need More Videogame Photojournalism

I’m a photographer first and businessman second. Actually, I’m a businessman about forty-eighth, placed just after “occasional consumer of water biscuits”. The reason I became a photographer wasn’t so I … Continue reading

February 13, 2013 · 2 Comments

Long Term Projects Are Bloody Great

I don’t mean to start with an advert of sorts, but my favourite photography publication is The British Journal of Photography (BJP). I like it because, unlike most of the … Continue reading

December 11, 2012 · 1 Comment

Do you like Mexican Wrestling? I LuchADORE it! HA!

So, Hang On, You’re A Grown Man, A Married Father Of One, And You Watch Pro Wrestling? Right, here’s the thing, right? Wrestling is bloody good. Throw away those preconceptions … Continue reading

November 25, 2012 · 1 Comment

Not Actually Dead

Here’s one of those rubbish placeholder posts to let you all know that I am alive (just about). I was incredibly busy for a week or so and then incredibly … Continue reading

November 19, 2012 · Leave a comment

I Did a Thing Episode #1 – Hotline: Miami Shoot

Explanation Behind The Thing Wot I Did As a massive videogames nerd, I have been greatly anticipating the release of Dennaton Games’ very first title, Hotline: Miami. It was released … Continue reading

October 27, 2012 · 7 Comments

Photography Blogs are Boring

Now I know that this is a somewhat smug, nobbishly contrary viewpoint to adopt, and indeed it’s written to inflame but I do honestly think that a large number of … Continue reading

October 17, 2012 · Leave a comment

“Is this real? Is THIS real? How about THIS?”

Photography Blogs are Boring? Is a wrestling man wearing very little being all intense boring? I THINK NOT! I’m not sure how to feel about making this my inaugural post … Continue reading

October 15, 2012 · Leave a comment

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About this man and his words

Gareth Dutton thinks photography blogs are boring. He's trying to write one that isn't and it's going horribly. Still, it's nice to know he's alive and well and hasn't gotten himself lost in some awful place, like a terrible evil well made out of the souls of the departed or something.

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Because there are photos there. That he took. I took. It's me, writing in the third person.

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